Paris is Crying
Normally I could care less about the goings-on of celebrities (especially those as utterly useless and devoid of character as Paris Hilton). Today, though, there has been an exception - and in a good way!
Paris went to jail a few days ago. She deserved it and, frankly, I’m amazed she even made it there given all her wealth and fame and such. A few days later she got transfered to “house arrest” due to a “medical condition.” *cough* Bullshit *cough*. But hey - I figured it was a win that she at least got a couple days behind bars. That was certainly a lot more than I expected from the whole situation…
Well today Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer decided that, no, this was a bunch of crap and she’d be going back to jail for her full 45-day sentence. Paris cried the entire time she was in court today and even called out to her mommy in the audience like a whiny child - a whiny 26 year old child. Bravo, judge!
I’d like to hope that maybe - just maybe - jail will give her a bit of a reality check. Well, okay, it probably won’t - but I guess I can hope.
So who’s next? Lindsay Lohan? Britney Spears? We can only hope…
UPDATE: OMG.. My blog post has changed the world - Paris is no longer going to be dumb.